Though a useless cat, Lana has managed to leave a legacy of sheer laziness, simply by persistence and dedication. She will be an inspiration to all catkind for years to come. She can’t catch mice, she gets tired after five minutes of playing, and she’s a grumpy cat, but she knows how to sleep.
She is far from a jack of all trades; in fact she can’t do anything but sleep. Despite that, she is perhaps one of the most skilled sleepers we know of. To Lana, if you are awake long enough to hear this, we wish you many more years of happy cat naps!
I resent these accusations. I only sleep for about 20 hours of the day. In fact, I can
-sleep
-eat food
-go to the bathroom
-bite people
-watch birds and not hurt them (helping save the planet)
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I resent these accusations. I only sleep for about 20 hours of the day. In fact, I can
-sleep
-eat food
-go to the bathroom
-bite people
-watch birds and not hurt them (helping save the planet)
So actually I am not useless. So there.